Reasons to go to seminary

You can learn alot about God

You can meet very interesting people

You can get BJ's indian curry every wednesday or thursday

You can get an MA, MDiv, or PhD

You may need to go in order to be ordained

You can learn to articulate yourself eloquently

You can learn to back up your theological claims with well done research

You can hear world renowned professors and speakers

You can save yourself from repeating age old heresy

You can connect with the world's brightest minds and the current and future pastors of the church